sequals:

make her ur bestfriend and ur babygirl

poppunkkid:

lumberzachary:

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

hazedhowell:

saywhatjessie:

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

GOD bless

4daloveofkj:

yes i talk to myself she has some good points